Red Wing Shoes has been making quality shoes for over a century, but recently they've been getting a lot more exposure from stores like  J. Crew, For the Greater Good, and Bergdorf Goodman. While most men prefer the sleeker lines of models like the Iron Ranger and the Beckman, we like the chunkiness and treaded crepe sole of the 8138 Classic Lifestyle boot.

Wait, what's that? You live downtown and the last axe you held came in a spray can? First things first -- lose the body spray, bro. Secondly, you might want to take look at American Eagle Outfitters' cheaper, albeit less durable alternative...

The vaguely-named Woodsman Boot comes in three colors: tan suede, brown leather, and our favorite, black leather. These boots were made for walking across the quad, not chopping down sick oak trees, but it's okay poseurs, we know you're no lumberjacks.